And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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