I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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