dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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