let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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