Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I made him laugh his dick is mine
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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