i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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