My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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