I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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