Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
did you just send me my own nude
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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