so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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