you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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