How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
