Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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