Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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