Who did Billy Mays play for?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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