with your own penis?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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