Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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