# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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