she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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