somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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