We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I don't think brook has ever known best
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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