I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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