UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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