Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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