I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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