To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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