Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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