No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
