They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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