I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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