At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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