I'm gonna have a badass scar
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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