Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
