The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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