she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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