we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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