its not stalking. its research.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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