I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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