guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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