Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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