let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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