U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
hell yes lets make some ravioli
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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