and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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