Do you still have your period?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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