I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize