Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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