I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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