My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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