So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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what are you doing with your life
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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