the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
zippers are such a cool invention
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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