I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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