Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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