Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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