you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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