READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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