i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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