do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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