i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
